Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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