So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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