I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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