Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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