Can Purell be used as lube?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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