I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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