My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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