tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Two words: blizzard sex
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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