even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
