I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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