After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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