the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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