Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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