But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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