Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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