C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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