i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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