Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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