don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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