my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
honey bunches of taint.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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