so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize