we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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