"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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