I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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