What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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