it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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