Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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