It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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