I hate your face
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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