Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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