I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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