Define "chronic" masturbator.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The adults are the big ones right?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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