I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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