Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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