I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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