thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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