Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
