There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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