I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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