marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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