Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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