My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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