I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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