btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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