yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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