just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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