Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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