Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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