I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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