living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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