Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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