Who did Billy Mays play for?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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