The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i think i just lost a toe
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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