The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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