If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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