i permit you to call me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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